The Well-Tempered Clavier

Apologies for the lack of communication these past three weeks. Stuff going on. Kids’ half-term. I’m sure you know how it is for us struggling writers.
 
Anyway! What do I care? I have much, much news to report about Project X - the book project, that is, that was finished about two months ago, and for […]

Idle Tom the Publisher calls. It’s funny. I’ve never heard anyone apologise so much - yet palpably never mean a single word of it.
 
"Sorry I haven’t been in touch, old cock," he says.
 
"Old cock? Where the hell have you picked that expression up from?"
 
"It’s good isn’t it?"
 
"Well if you say so. Listen I’ve got some […]