The Well-Tempered Clavier

Don’t know what the hell’s happening with sales of "Dave Cameron’s Schooldays" - but the book is going down not too badly with the nationals
 
The Mirror got stuck in today: "The details are so slick and telling that they could almost have you fooled …"
 
Meanwhile, for the first time in my life, I may even […]

One of the big problems that David Cameron has faced is the slight bother of his Eton education.
 
He’d have a much easier ride at the election if he hadn’t been to Eton and hadn’t joined Oxford’s Bullingdon Club.
 
Unfortunately for the Tory leader, these two facts mark him down as a quintessential toff.
 
But what I find […]

I’ve got a new book out - Dave Cameron’s Schooldays. Entirely in the words of the Tory leader David Cameron - with some very small amount of spice from me - this book details Dave’s astonishing first year at Eton.
 
It includes how Dave was a porn-dealer and a paparazzo - and also reveals the truly […]