Britain’s bestselling author … and me
How very galling: Not just a picture of me with four Sun Page Three girls, but me with one of Britain’s biggest selling authors! No kidding!
This picture must have been taken about 13 years ago, during my days as a Sun staff reporter. Observe the dark blue suit, black shoes and hint of a pager which were all part of a Sun hack’s uniform.
Observe also the "Cat-with-the-cream" smile; slightly understandable, perhaps, considering the beauties on my arms and the fact that we were all outside the swanky Brown’s hotel.
The blonde girl, second from the right, was Dannii Coles. (My sister. Not.)
I think the one on the left was a former Page Three girl of the year - Claire-Louise she might have been. Maybe Marie-Louise.
Far right - I think she was Beverly.
But take a look at the tall young woman, second from the left.
Ring any bells?
You wouldn’t believe it, but she is now one of Britain’s best-selling authors. Her latest novel outsold the entire Booker prize short list last year.
Still don’t recognise her?
Well - she has had one or two boob ops since I last saw her … but that woman is Jordan, author of "Crystal".
Shame I don’t still have her number so that we can talk about tricks of the trade …
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Interesting photo, you should post more photos, maybe I could photoshop this one to get rid of the fellow stood in the middle?
Jamie