Huzza for The Mirror!
Don’t know what the hell’s happening with sales of "Dave Cameron’s Schooldays" - but the book is going down not too badly with the nationals
Meanwhile, for the first time in my life, I may even have to vote Tory. Not that it will do a blind bit of good in Scotland, where the Conservatives are nigh on extinct. But I have realised that if Cameron doesn’t become PM next week, then my little book is going to sink like a stone …