The Well-Tempered Clavier

Astounding news. Quite, quite breathtaking news.

Now I don’t want to start counting chickens but … I think we might be on our way!

Britain’s best-loved and best-selling author, Katie Price (my one-time colleague formerly known as Jordan) has finally made contact …

Just a brief recap for new readers. Katie came up to Edinburgh for a book-signing session, and although I couldn’t be bothered to queue up to see her, I did drop her off a copy of The Well-Tempered Clavier.

And this is what she’s just written to me - in capital letters too, just to show how enthusiastic and generally keyed up she is:

"BILLY COLES, I REMEMBER QUITE FANCYING YOU ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!!  AIN’T GOT TIME TO READ YOUR BOOK, BUT IF ITS GOT SOME HORNY ACTION, ITS GONNA SELL WELL!!!!!!!!!
LOVE’N'KISSES,KATIEXXXXXXXXXXX"

Check out all those kisses! Maybe she really did fancy me just a little bit … maybe old Pete Andre ought to start looking to his laurels …

But now that Katie has expressed a very slight interest in my book, I have a dilemma about what to do next.

I’m like a fisherman with a King-size salmon on the end of the line.

She’s hooked … but just how on earth am I going to land her??

Say - care to see that hoary old picture of me and Katie just one more time? It’s an oldie - but it’s a goodie:

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