More on THAT Jordan picture …
Some amazed reactions to the fact that our foremost topless model, Jordan - aka Katie Price author of "Crystal" - should be seen hobnobbing with riff-raff like me.
I called up a mate, Mark Pilbrow, to tell him the good news.
"Just dug up an old picture from my Sun days," I told Mark. "You can see it on my blog. I’m snuggling up to one of Britain’s bestselling authors."
"Who’s that then, your ex-wife?"
"As it happens no," I said. Although initially vexed, my emotions were soon swept aside by a most troublesome thought. "You don’t think her book Daisy Dooley is already a bestseller?"
"If not now, then it certainly will be when the TV series comes out in America."
"Probably. Well …" I sought the silver lining. "Well just so long as The Well-Tempered Clavier remains Daisy’s perfect partner, then I may yet be able to hang onto her coat-tails."
Mark then asked, "So who is the bestselling author in this picture?"
"It’s Katie Price - Jordan to you. Second on the left."
"Good old Jordan. She can really churn those books out. They’re amazing. Every one of them sells over 100,000 copies. She’s got a book out next month, you know, "Pushed to the Limit", I think it’s called."
"Lovely."
"And if memory serves, I think she’s got another bestseller due out in July called "Angel Unleashed"."
"Brilliant."
"And to think of all her modelling commitments, and her children, and her charity work. She must be writing about three books a year -"
"I think you’re using the word "writing" in the loosest possible sense."
"And she’s married to that very demanding Peter Andre too, and she has to spend a lot of time posing for the glossies. She must have a real God-given talent."
He’d goaded me too far. I couldn’t stop myself: "So do you think she’s actually read any of these books?"
January 29th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Clever fella Pilbro - knows what makes a good author. Maybe a couple of breast implants may help sales young William. Must admit, did buy Crystal out of curiosity, and it went straight in the loo rather than the library. What surprised me most of all were the weak sex scenes. Would not even get a wooden spoon in the Bad Sex Awards.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I heard about an interview with Jordon where she said that she loved her autobiography and had read nearly all of it. I did wonder whether she was taking the pee a little bit there. Surely even breast implant poisoning wouldn’t make a person that stupid?
January 30th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Maybe they were not really breast implants but brain trasfers - so the bigger the breasts got, the smaller the amount of grey stuff was left in the skull. They are awfully clever these plastic surgeons these days,you never knw what they will think up next.